Found this taped to my front door. It’s one thing to spread the word of Jesus Christ, but did you have to be such a creep about it?

Found this taped to my front door. It’s one thing to spread the word of Jesus Christ, but did you have to be such a creep about it?

Judging you…

Judging you…

Baby Adler’s first bath. She no longer fits in my kitchen sink.

Baby Adler’s first bath. She no longer fits in my kitchen sink.

#wcw baby Adler

#wcw baby Adler

Just hanging out with my boyfriend #pizzaismyboyfriend (at Serious Pizza)

Just hanging out with my boyfriend #pizzaismyboyfriend (at Serious Pizza)

@_babygoose_ likes pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 (at Serious Pizza)

@_babygoose_ likes pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 (at Serious Pizza)

These little assholes

These little assholes

Thanks @martha_elaine !!! I’m looking at you!!

Thanks @martha_elaine !!! I’m looking at you!!

Ride in the back of the pickup truck. All the cool kids are doing it. @nadsvarn

Ride in the back of the pickup truck. All the cool kids are doing it. @nadsvarn

I’ll stop posting pics of my hair when I stop being obsessed with it. So….I’ll never stop.

I’ll stop posting pics of my hair when I stop being obsessed with it. So….I’ll never stop.